On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:23:51 -0500, Oppie wrote:

This one?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...49927?lnk=raot

More variations
http://www.google.com/search?source=...ot+sigh tings

I was in some fast-food joint, and didn't know if they had Coke or Pepsi,
so I just asked for a cola. The kewl kounter kiddie said, "We don't have
cola, just Pepsi."

Cheers!
Rich