The Medway Handyman wrote:

Exactly the same thing with the ambulance service. Front line crew are
encouraged to keep a scrap book of news cuttings covering events they have
attended. A form of therapy apparently.

In every case Bex has read the report to find almost every detail wrong, not
just medical stuff - which you could perhaps excuse, but things like the age
& name, location, time. Complete incompetance or bone idleness seems to be
the problem.

That is endemic in our local paper. It is titled 'The Lancashire Evening
News'. Known otherwise as the Lancashire Evening Liar.

Dave