On 2009-12-02, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:51:49 -0600, Ignoramus24315
wrote:

On 2009-12-02, rangerssuck wrote:
So, I Gunner lost that "original" and then ran for president, the stat
of Florida would not be able to produce an original birth certificate,
and Gunner would not be allowed to serve. Right?

Well, if Gunner was elected President... Think of the headlines!

``President demolishes basketball court, brings three lathes''

``Rush Limbaugh hurt by falling debris on his 34th visit to White House''

``In a surprise move, White House purchases more lathes, says to
stimulate economy''

``President attempts disassembly of nuclear suitcase''

``Diesel fuel spill in Rose Garden''

``Rush Limbaugh to head EEOC part time''


I LIKE IT!!!


Though..this guy is much better than me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP2p91dvm6M


And finally on January 21, 2017:

``New President cannot move in; White House a Superfund site''