On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:39:41 -0500, jeff_wisnia wrote:
Don Foreman wrote:

Mary is going to have lunch with her friend Jan tomorrow so I was
teasing her about her once again going out with her phancy phriends for
a posh lunch while leaving me to fend for myself. She said, "there's
a crust of stale bread for you on the counter."

"Yeah, I saw that. You sliced it on the bias in both directions; what
was once a loaf now looks like a wedge."

"My slices today were just fine."

"I'll bet. Good thing you don't do circumcisions! Your victim would
be peeing on the leg of the hapless gent next to him."

"I see nothing bad in that if they're democrats!"

Your lovely Mary might enjoy hearing about two signs I've seen in gent's
rooms.

1. Over a urinal, "The future of the human race is in your hands."

2. In a small restroom having only a sink and toilet, with a mirrored wall
above both, "Objects in mirror may be smaller than they look."

Graffito: "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hands."

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http://www.urinalfly.com/

Cheers!
Rich