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Default OT-Hand Guns for Goldman Sachs

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Dec. 1 (Bloomberg) -- "I just wrote my first reference for a gun permit,"
said a friend, who told me of swearing to the good character of a Goldman
Sachs Group Inc. banker who applied to the local police for a permit to
buy a pistol. The banker had told this friend of mine that senior Goldman
people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to defend
themselves if there is a populist uprising against the bank.

I called Goldman Sachs spokesman Lucas van Praag to ask whether it's true
that Goldman partners feel they need handguns to protect themselves from
the angry proletariat. He didn't call me back. The New York Police
Department has told me that "as a preliminary matter" it believes some of
the bankers I inquired about do have pistol permits. The NYPD also said it
will be a while before it can name names.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...d=ahD2WoDAL9h0

The New Years Eve party at goldman is gonna be a blast.................


Here's the funny thing about NYC gun permits:
At one time, the POPE couldn't get a premise permit for NYC, much less a
carry permit.

And, as you may know, NYC has one of the harshest penalties for just being
caught with unlicensed heat -- and even harsher if loaded.

There are specific guidelines for a premise or carry permit, both of them
involving CASH, jewels, or the equivalent.
Just how much cash do you think fukn investment bankers carry around?
Give me a fukn break....

Bloomberg has already stated he will make Manhattan an island for the rich.
Sheeit, I was born in Manhattan, and if my migration continues at this rate,
ahma end up in the North Pole.

An effing outrage.

BUT......

Indirectly, the mindless plebs -- the (M)asses -- axed for all this, via
their insatiable and near-tyrannical demand for.... entertainment.
Sodomize me up to my ileocecal valve, but do NOT shut off my cable.....

They voted for Bush -- TWICE -- and voted Bloomberg for an illegal THIRD
term, thinking he had increased the QOL of NYC -- which he had, altho not
through leadership or meaningful social policy, but rather through the
policy of shipping out the poor people to NJ and Yonkers.

Bloomberg dudn't want bankers et al to be at all uncomfortable while
sodomizing the (m)asses, so he has even air-conditioned *whole subway
stations*, which is akin air conditioning the AstroDome.

The rabble wants their casinos, liquor, game shows, and RealityTV -- take
away my retirement, but don't DARE touch my Cable/sports/entertainment --
all in HD, of course.

Unfortunately, the non-mindless ( us on rcm????? ) get swept up by the
bankrupt socio/economically sodomizing policy engendered by the mindless, so
that everybody suffers -- suffering being inversely proportional to one's
OQ -- Oblivion Quotient.

Goldman Sachs don't need no gun permits -- they already have the most
powerful weapons in the world:
Spin, PR, advertising, and ownership of a Congress that will fellatio a
horse for the right $$.

Guns are so.......... yesterday.
Putting physical holes in a body is just so...... 19th century Communist,
so Al Capone-ish..

Putting holes in the brain -- conceptually, psychologically, emotionally,
spiritually -- well, DATS what the Internet and the P4 chip are all about.

And what Goldman Sachs et al can well afford.

Altho it would be deeee-licious if Goldman Sachs et al indeed had something
to fear, but alass, I'll bet not.

--
EA








Best Regards

Tom.