On Nov 28, 4:33*pm, Larry Jaques
wrote:

I saw an interesting event on Jay Jeno last night: Memebrs of the five armed
services were trying to open a can of cranberry sauce using a Swiss army
knife. It was horrible. None of them seemed to have a clear idea how to use
the can opener attachment,

Were they all freshly minted Lieutenants?

A crusty old Sergeant would just order the can lid to ATTENTION!!!

(after I rigged it for him)

jsw