"geoff" wrote in message
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No, in fact I haven't had an alcoholic drink of any sort since last Sunday

Maxie! Do not porkie tell! My word!

You. As others have pointed out come across as a pompous ****

hang around if you have something useful to say otherwise go and take your
evangelical ******** elsewhere - we have little time for it here

Maxie! Some religion would do you some good. You need it.