In article ,
Ash wrote:
He's probably crying to his mates: 'I went there to help and only got
abuse'


Made himself as welcome as a fart in a space suit if you ask me ... but
then again I'm not a professional !

There was a professional farter many years ago - French, I think.
Le Petomane?

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