On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 21:11:34 -0800, "CW"
wrote:
Then I leave it to you to explain to my boss that I have to go wash my
glasses every five to ten minutes.

Spritzer bottle of water and micro fibre rag in top right hand drawer?

Admit it. You're sneaking off to meet that hot new secretary that just
got hired. And of course that would explain why you're glasses are
always steamed up and need cleaning.