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Andy Champ wrote:
Stuart Noble wrote:

Don't forget what a nice little earner ciggies and booze are for the
govt. Most of the benefits they hand out probably come straight back
to them in taxes.

Besides which they may be the only answer to the pensions crisis...

Andy


Yes, encourage pensioners to go out and get bladdered. Trouble is, there
aren't enough pints in the brewery to make me fancy female pensioners.