On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:16:32 -0500, Jamie
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ian field wrote:

"Martin Riddle" wrote in message
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"Jim Thompson" wrote in
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This just in...

Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines

WASHINGTON - In a bold move to lessen our dependence on traditional
fuels and decrease carbon emissions, Congress voted to repeal an old
Republican ban on perpetual motion machines, clearing the way for the
development of self-propelled water wheels, self-flowing flasks, float
belts, zeromotors, and other environmentally-friendly industrial
equipment.

Director of the White House's Office of Science and Technology Policy
John Holdren hailed the effort as an example of the hope and change
President Obama's leadership promised to bring to the world. "The
anti-perpetual-motion propaganda was unleashed by the previous
administration in the interests of Big Oil," said Holdren, describing
the "manufactured consensus" against perpetual motion as a "clever
dodge" to suppress alternative competition.

MORE http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4239

...Jim Thompson
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Is it April 1st again?

Cheers



I had perpetual motion after eating a kebab.


You have some data to back that up?

I wouldn't call it "data", but the problem is discerning it from the
rest of his hulking mass.

Bwuahahahahaha!