On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:22:24 -0700, jkn wrote:
On the 'phone you often get, after giving your name, 'And how are you
spelling that?'. I sometimes reply "Today, I am spelling it with a
'Q' ..."

Make sure to tell them that it's a silent Q, though.

Throw a few backspaces and tabs in there too, just for good measure.