Jules wrote:
On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:32:44 -0700, Jon Danniken wrote:

Reno wrote:

My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
****ed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in the
**** for an hour and then let it go. Then he ****ed into a bottle
and sprinkled a bit of **** around the fence line. Cat never came
back. Besides effective this method was very satisfying.

LOL, fight fire with fire, eh?

No, that would be going and ****ing on your neighbor's lawn :-)

Read about a chap who had a persistent-barking (large) dog that lived next
door. The geometry was such that he could see into the dog owner's house
through an open patio door.

He filled a balloon with urine and chunked it through th neighbor's open
door. The balloon, of course, broke, the dog got blamed, and peace was
restored when the dog was exiled to a relative in the country.