I heard that in one experiment, 10 out of 10 lab rats dipped
in hot fudge promptly died. Ban hot fudge!

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"HeyBub" wrote in message
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You may be on to something. I recently read a report about
pickles being
dangerous! It was observed that all the people who ate
pickles before 1900
were, today, either: a) Dead, or b) Had white hair and no
teeth.

To test whether this correlation implied a valid
correlation, experimenters
force-fed five pounds of pickles per day to laboratory rats.
They discovered
that the rats developed distended stomachs and became
lethargic. (The rats
were already white, so they couldn't test that part of the
observation.)

Why this discovery has not made it to the main-stream media
is a mystery.
Obviously there is a conspiracy involving Vlasic and NBC.

Use caution around pickles, particularly eye-protection when
drinking pickle
juice from the jar before all the pickles are gone.