On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:53:52 +0000, Tim W wrote:

Still beats queuing behind the old bloke with 27 paving slabs and the five
items without a barcode...

he wasn't old when he went in. It was trying to find someone to help
him with the slabs.

He will be dead by the time he loads them in his Clio and trys to get
it home.