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"HeyBub" wrote:




Correlation does not imply causation.


'zactly

Half the defective smoke detectors
being over ten years old may be due to other causes:

* They came from dirty homes and the dust-bunnies interfered with proper
operation. It's a fact that half the homes in America are dirtier than the
median.
* Ten years ago, there was a big influx of Chinese smoke detector circuitry
made with Melamine.
* ALL of the failed smoke detectors had their batteries removed to eliminate
the nagging chirp.


Or: Half the smoke detectors in use are over ten years old.


It's poor practice to make decisions based on assumptions about cause and
effect.


My thesaurus sez poor practice = idiotic.


If one gets exercised over the "ten year = failure" business, here's an even
more shocking revelation: Virtually ALL of the failed smoke detectors were
colored white!


Damn those defective white smoke detectors. Why isn't the gummint doing
something about it???


Beware.