View Single Post
  #49   Report Post  
Posted to alt.home.repair
Smitty Two Smitty Two is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 5,040
Default Nude homeowner arrested

In article ,
"HeyBub" wrote:

Point is, if all you've got is someone on your property, you do not
simultaneously have an arrestable person.


Right. But you can shoot him, preferably in the back, and claim he was
a, uh, what's your favorite euphemism, there ... oh, yeah: goblin.