"Anna Kettle" wrote in message
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On Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:49:44 +0100, "gazz" wrote:

yet i have handed them their car keys at
least 20 times when they leave them in the door, and i wound their cars
windows up the time they were wide open and it suddenly started raining.

Stop being so helpful ;-) They will be really ****ed off when they
can't find their keys / discover a wet car seat

oh don't worry, i'm not going to do it again, i did those things before this
lamp post thing happened,

i thought what i'd like to happen if the roles were reversed, i.e. i'd left
my car windows open and it rained and they saw it, tho i now know they'd
most likely do nothing,

They keep getting slow punctures on their car tyres (or have the same ones
and have never had em repaired) as i quite often see him out there with a
foot pump for 10 minutes pumping the tyre up.

i have a compressor in my garage, a pull out air line and a tyre inflator
gun, i've offered him the use of it a few times when i have seen him getting
annoyed at having to inflate the tyre with a foot pump, but he's always
refused, i offered to inflate the tyre for her when he was at work and she
had a flat, but she wanted to wait till he got home.
once i was checking my vans tyre pressures with it, and i could see him
looking at me whilst he was treading away on the foot pump, when i finished
i practicaly put the inflator gun in his hand, but he still wouldent use it,
said he was almost done on the foot pump (and pumped away for another 5
minutes to get the tyre anywhere near round)

So they really seem to resent me, so balls to them.