"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
ll.co.uk...
On Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:44:35 +0100, Andy Champ wrote:

Did you hear that story about the farmer who painted "F**** OFF BIGGLES"
on his barn roof? Apparently every fast jet in the country went to
look...

B-)

I'm tempted to put a big upward pointing arrow head with the words
"PULL UP" on the gable end that faces up the valley. I don't want it
visible to ordinary people though just the Blue Meanies so something
to alter the infrared signature of parts of the stone wall. Any
ideas?

Stick some "window" to the wall to interfere with the terrain following
radar.