"There will be beer, sports heroes, Hooters Girls signing calendars, home
improvement stuff, big screen televisions stuck on football games, a NASCAR
race car, an eating contest and Elvis imitators at Houston's first, here's a
shocker, Guy Expo..."

"Habitat for Humanity will construct a man's dream garage, complete with
built-in bar, lots of power tools and things that make noise when you plug
them into the wall."

Story
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/6668004.html

Official website
http://www.theguyexpo.com/see.html

For a mere $8 (adults), you can see what heaven is like.

Police, fire, military and Elvis imitators get in free. (But isn't there a
penalty of imitating a policeman?)