On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:49:28 -0700 (PDT), Andy Dingley
had this to say:

On 12 Oct, 10:17, Huge wrote:

It isn't just me who does this, then? I cannot abide that high-pitched
shrieking that children do. Needless to say, their parents make no effort
to make them stop. Indeed, these days parents make no effort to control their
children in public whatsoever.

Duct tape?

Squirty foam?

Angle grinder?

Nah - WD40's supposed to stop all squeaking.

--
Frank Erskine