On Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:11:46 +0100, Java Jive
wrote:

Yet I post much less nonsense than you ... Perhaps it's because I have
a 1st Class Hons in Maths ...


Nah.

You should have gone to "Leeds Metropolitan University". You could
have studied something useful and got a Ist class Honours degree in
"International Hospitality Management" there (Pizza-ology to you). or
Croydon and done "Geography with Dance".

Derek