On Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:54:25 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

This is why so many people who are walking home from the pub or a party end
up in the ditch, with sucker marks all over their face.

This story has got definite potential as a movie.

What is needed is a hero who will go out and fight to the death with the
mother of all North Yorkshire ditch octopuses in the final climactic scene.

The question is though, what caused the octopuses to mutate?

Was it the radiation from the US listening base or the leak from a nearby
nuclear power station?