Owain gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

IncredulousYou have a CS degree and you've never heard of Knuth?/

Yup.
Clue: I'm no software engineer. Never have been. Never wanted to be.

Erm. What did you write your dissertation with? Word?

Bit further back than that. Can't remember what the word processor was
called on the Atari ST - but, yes, my final year project did focus on the
ergonomics of word processor user interfaces, as it happens. A lucky
guess on your part, I suspect. Congratulations.