On Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:15:52 -0700 (PDT), Owain
wrote:

On 17 Sep, 21:44, Mike P wrote:
Heh. The client site I work on has banned one of my MCSE guys from coming
to our site. He's a walking disaster area. Living proof, if any were
needed that anyone can get an MCSE or CCNA (he has that too) and still
not have a clue what they are talking about.

MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
CCNA = Certified Clueless Network Assistant

And from anecdotes I've heard, people with an MSc in Nymphomation
Technology aren't much cop if their background was a general degree in
Applied Pottery.


ITYM Applied Pottery -With Dance.

Alternatively "International Hospitality Management" taught at Leeds
Metropolitan University.

Pizza - Ology to you and me, a *four year* *honours* degree course.

You couldn't make it up. BTW if you've got 2 more years to spare you
can get an MA in internat... ... ...

Derek