On Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:18:48 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:


I prefer to travel via Southwest. They are very friendly to those
traveling with firearms..many many many people use Southwest who bring
guns.

Gummer implying that he flies enough to have a preferred airline is
even funnier than the OP thinking gummer flies anywhere at all. Still,
it's easy to imagine the things that would appeal to gummy...

Top Ten Real Reasons gummer Flies snorf Southwest

10. Great deals on connecting flights to secret CIA field office and
http://www.biggestliar.co.uk/.

9. Their ticket agents don't laugh too hard at his explanations for
lack of credit card, and accept overdue utility notices as valid ID.

8. Easiest bunch of decrepit seniors and disabled to push past.

7. Lets him use the PA system to page "Mark Wieber, PE".

6. Baggage inspectors accept excuse that "disability tool" only
appears to be electric masturbation device.

5. Sorry on-time record guarantees maximum ass-sitting.

4. Hottest male flight attendants.

3. Bathroom smoke detectors usually already disabled.

2. Crumbs and stickiness on seats and carpet make it feel homey.

1. Soggy almonds easiest to gum down.


Wayne






Ticket agents don't laugh too much at his no-credit-card excuses

Gunner

From a website


"TSA recommends that you provide the key or combination to the security
officer if he or she needs to open the container. You should remain
present during screening to take the key back after the container is
cleared. If you are not present and the security officer must open the
container, we or the airline will make a reasonable attempt to contact
you. If we can't contact you, the container will not be placed on the
plane. Federal regulations prohibit unlocked gun cases (or cases with
broken locks) on aircraft.

Also it is a good idea to contact your airline since it may have their
own additional requirements on the carriage of firearms and the amount
of ammunition that you may have in your checked baggage. As far as cases
are concern, you can check it on a local store. Just make sure that it
has a hard surface to avoid any damage.

Hope this helps.
Best Regards,
R. Gomes"



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