"HeyBub" wrote in
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Upscale wrote:
"HeyBub" wrote in message
In my defense, the 17-year-old Mexican girl I hired to do the
housework was under my desk at the time, trying to pull down my
trousers, and I got distracted.

There's dust in your trousers?

My gift to the benighted. I was teaching her to pull back the foreskin
of science.


I'm sure all she found was the smegma of smugness.