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Default Small Florida Town "gets it" (guns)


Ed Huntress wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
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Don Foreman wrote:

On Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:50:41 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
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Ed Huntress wrote:

One thing about Belleview, though, based on the sex-offender data:
It's one
town in which you want to look over your shoulder before you bend over
to
pick up a bar of soap.


Bar of soap? I didn't realize NJ didn't have liquid soap. I buy
shampoo at the dollar store to wash my hands and shower with. You have
to be a fool to use bar soap in a shower when you're disabled.

Ed has led a rather sheltered life. Much of New Jersey is pleasant to
opulent, a Garden State to be sure. Lots of bluewater salt sea shore
beyond the refineries and garbage dumps, what's not to like?



I've never been there, so i wouldn't know. I tested out of a three
year engineering course at Ft. Monmoth while in Basic Training, and that
was the closest I ever got.

I just think its funny that so many people from New Jersey move to
Florida and constantly brag about where they came from. They get really
upset when you ask why they left 'paradise'


Hey, ask them why they left Florida after they move back up here. We left
(in 1963) because it's a swamp in the summer time, more than anything else.
My mother was afraid we'd all develop mildew. g



Swamp? What swamp? You must have been in the deep Southern end of
Florida that is reserved for morons. As far as mildew, you should have
left sooner. At least before the brain rot set in.

As far as them going back to Jersey, I wish the cheap *******s would.


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