The Daring Dufas wrote:

The residual alcohol in beer kills all the badness. All the beer
company has to do is shake out the obvious cigarette butts.

The Coke company has to autoclave their bottles so our precious
snowflakes won't contract Chastic Fibrosis (a disease usually found
in foxes). Bottom line: It's for the children.


Isn't Chastic Fibrosis that disease first discovered in the country
of Framistan?


I don't know, but my doctor says I shouldn't worry about it. Maybe he
inoculated me.