TD wrote:
Frank wrote in
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Washington , DC -- Aug 12, 2009

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United
States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1,
2009. The move is being made in order to save the President's
$500,000 yearly salary and also a record $750 billion in deficit
expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred
during the last 3 months. It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be
saved to the end of the President's term. "We believe this is a wise
financial move. The cost savings are huge," stated Congressman
Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). "We cannot remain competitive on the world
stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.

Mr. Obama was informed by email this morning of his termination.
Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.

Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai,
India will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2009.
Mr. Singh was born in the United
States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls,
NY. Thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a
salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other
benefits.

It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job
responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference
between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night.
"Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer
call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview.

I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be
President." A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh
may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of
President, this should not be a problem as President Obama had never
been familiar with the issues either.

Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to
respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned
responses, he can address common concerns without having to
understand the underlying issue at all.

"We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson.
"President Obama has used them successfully for years, with the
result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking
about."

Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his
final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will
be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately
he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits
will exceed the allowed limit.

Mr. Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of
Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his
upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Obama may have
difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any
successful work experience during his lifetime. A greeter position
at WalMart was suggested due to Obama's extensive experience at
shaking hands, as well as his special smile.



Why wasn't this done when the dim-wit GW was in office?


No need. His communications abilities already came up to the high standards
required to work in an off shore telephone call centre.