Great Idea! A Torah Rain Stick!

Now if I can just figure out how to work in
Thunder and Lightning . . .

And if I can keep this thing going
for 40 days and 40 nights . . .

Ah - a turned ark
and little turned animals
two by two
(but wouldn't that make for
a very shallow gene pull)

Hmmm

GOD made Adam in HIS image.
And from Adam's rib,
HE created Eve.

And they begat
Cain and Abel

Cain killed Abel.

That leaves
Adam
Eve
and
Cain

And Cain begat

Wait a minute!
THAT means that Cain
had to have . . .

(and that's where the literal interpretation
of THE Bible - be it the Original Bible or
the New And Improved King James Bible
- starts breaking down - for me.)