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On 19 Aug, 10:57, RubberBiker wrote:
Be sure to make it *look* like a diy-project coffin.
White or "wood effect" melamine finish.

No! Black ash contiboard!!

And an angle grinder displayed on the lid.

Small plexiglass panel in the toe end with a digital photoframe inside

Alarm system which you can activate, just in case you're not actually dead


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geoff

You need a zombie proof alarm, just in case.

Adam