Seeing this reminds me that you lot might like to see this fairly neat job:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...erWardrobe.jpg

The only thing that put me off is that it was in the back of the
wardrobe in our hotel room, exactly as you see it. Yes, the shelf isn't
screwed down. And you probably can't tell that it went CLONK loudly
every time the PIR turned the hallway lights on and off.

Andy