On Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:57:13 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:


No, I'm an assault rifle enthusiast and owner.

Put the barrel in your mouth and flick your toe into the trigger area.
Repeat until unable to. Be sure to place a bullet into the breach, cock
it, and set the safe off. Please remove any other members of your
bloodline while you are at it as your stupidity should not be included in
the gene pool.