On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:55:46 +0100, (Steve Firth)
wrote:

Phil Addison wrote:

On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:19:11 +0100, in uk.d-i-y
(Steve Firth) wrote:

Phil Addison wrote:

There are 5 types of secateurs, anvil, bypass, parrot beak, knife, and
saw (except the last two aren't seceteurs)!

I didn't expect the Spanish Parrot.

It's humour dear boy, distinct from the vituperative bile you spew
forth.

Hmm, well regurgitating Monty Python doesn't seem to count as humour
these days. Perhaps you should try wit instead?

Wit? Keep going, you're half-way there. If you ever get to the whole wit
you'll realise that the Monty Python reference was in someone elses
message, not mine.