On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:19:11 +0100, in uk.d-i-y
(Steve Firth) wrote:

Phil Addison wrote:

There are 5 types of secateurs, anvil, bypass, parrot beak, knife, and
saw (except the last two aren't seceteurs)!

I didn't expect the Spanish Parrot.

It's humour dear boy, distinct from the vituperative bile you spew
forth.