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Default I need help, fast!

Bobby G wrote in message
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I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?


Light a match.