On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:22:09 -0700 (PDT), Eric in North TX
wrote:

Do you really want to survive a nuclear blast? You have to come out
some time, and life will be pretty challenging.

Boss: " Write a Contingency Plan, for an imminent nuclear attack ."

Me: "Where do we put 1200 prisoners?"

" I can just say, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!" "Should be a
short instruction".