"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Doctor Drivel"
saying something like:

Do you mean you can't pump river water? Is it too thick?

It's full of thick ****s.

How do you get them out of the water?

They clog up the pipes, meaning someone has to come and free them, wiv a
hacksaw.

Fantastic! Sounds like a right **** of river to me.