"nightjar.me.uk" cpb@insert my surname here wrote in message
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"Owain" wrote in message
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On 23 July, 20:18, "nightjar" cpb@insert my surname here.me.uk
wrote:
One advantage of swine flu; heart operations are being moved to an
adjacent
private hospital

Wehey! Prettier nurses, better food and cleaner wards!


Ward? I'm expecting a private room.

You will wake up in the nhs hospital next door if anything goes wrong
though. 8-)

I don't know what you are worrying about.. its not like they are doing an op
to remove an unknown lump from your thyroid gland like they did with me 20
years ago.

"We have done a needle biopsy and its clear but we had better take a look
anyway"

The worst part is the sheer boredom of being in hospital.

I went home early complete with the stitches around my throat and came back
to have the removed as I couldn't stand it any longer.
Colin Bignell