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Default Hey PETA, Screw Wildlife

On Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:22:41 -0700, Billy
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In article ,
(Way Back Jack) wrote:

RACCOONS: dig up the old lady's annual flower garden, **** all over

WOODCHUCKS: are even worse digging burrows near the east side property

WHITETAIL: deer can be dangerous, especially in autumn. One decided

WILLIE THE WILD TURKEY: adopted us one summer. He terrorized the

ASSORTED SMALL BIRDS: attack their reflections in windows and really

Still, some wildlife is enjoyable.


Whatever happened to the vicious squirrels that were after your
nuts?


You call yorurmomma a squirrel?

Too bad Alfred Hitchcock is dead. I'm sure he would have loved to do a
movie about your travails.
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- Billy

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
find out for themselves.
Will Rogers

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