On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:48:29 -0700, Bart!
wrote:

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I'll bet your ugly old lady weighs twice what I weigh, Choward.

Telling me off? Bwuahahahahahahaha! That's a laugh.


First of all, at least he HAS an "old lady" - and you have no concept
of her or any other female's anatomy (the sole exception being your
peeks at mommy taking a dump through the crack in the bathroom door
jamb). All you have is your right hand - which weighs in at more than
most size-7 women. Furthermore, it's pretty clear that he did tell
you off nicely. Your "Bwuahahahaha" is quite muted as you do
recognize that you've been dumped upon again. You are a loser; that's
all there is to it.