Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Tim S saying
something like:

I get sick of buying stuff that turns out to badly designed, crap or not
fit for purpose. This wasn't cheap (£12) so I wouldn't expect it to go
rusty in a week!

I think you have a clear case of "not fit for purpose". Take it back and
demand a refund citing those words.

He's in HawHeahaw Land. All he'll get is a Garlic Shrug.

A Garlic Shrug? ITYM Gallic...;-)

Anyway, I paid 60 bloody quid for a stainless shower tidy, as She
wanted 'that shape' and I insisted on stainless...