We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "dennis@home"
saying something like:

No several unofficial servicing tricks have been used in the airline
industry..
like using forklifts to re attach engines to jets.
Just who exactly agrees that these unofficial tricks are OK to do?

What makes you equate stupidity (ie, your example) with knowing what to
do correctly, with no risk?