On Jun 23, 4:54*pm, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
There is some relevance here someplace.

Lew
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My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for
many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had *been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and
welcome to Wal-Mart.

Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they
ain't *twins.

The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins?

Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
believe someone slept with you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

I like that. It's good to get a chuckle in at least once a day.