RicodJour wrote:
On Jun 18, 7:32 pm, "HeyBub" wrote:
"[FT WORTH AREA]Tuesday morning, Simmons pulled his SUV up onto his
Mansfield lawn and close to his front door to unload several heavy
bags of laundry from work. He then left the vehicle there while he
fixed breakfast for his kids. "

Within 45 minutes his SUV was drug off and disposed of.

That'll teach 'em!

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dw...tories/wfaa090...

Why do you post these things? It's not exactly news - even if it
makes the paper - that HOAs do stupid things. Surely you have more
interesting stuff.


Okay, you're point's well taken. Here's some random pickin's

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BARREL MONSTER FOLLOW-UP

The construction company wants the artist to make another.

Go figure.

http://news14.com/content/top_storie...r/Default.aspx

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THOSE DUMB-ASS BRINKS COMMERCIALS

"...they perpetuate the stereotype that, no matter what else is happening, a
woman will always drop everything to answer the phone. If someone just broke
into your house ... are you going to run to answer the phone if it rings? "

But the article goes on with commentary on women and guns

http://chicagoboyz.net/archives/7520.html


Here's another commentary:

"When the male phone clerk from the security company calls the house and
says that he will summon the police for her, the woman is almost wet with
gratitude. 'Thank you!' she breathes into the handset."

http://www.hellinahandbasket.net/200...ly-useless.htm

P.S.
I'm gonna add "almost wet with gratitude" to my repertoire.

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PRESTON TUCKER'S COMBAT CAR

Article with archival footage of the car's capabilities

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/06/17/v...ovel-military/

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WORLD'S SHORTEST SLASHER MOVIE
And topical advertisement

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1_NY...eature=related

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SEATTLE POOP SHINES LASER AT AIRPLANE

The airplane, however, was a state police plane equipped with telephoto
FLIR.

The state police presently had an in-depth discussion with the ass-hat.

With video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd3_1245182005

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ONLY 4 STARBUCKS IN THE WHOLE TOWN- SNIFF

Detroit. Population 900,000.

No Chrysler or Jeep dealership. No national chain bookstores. No national
chain grocery stores. No Walmart.

"Navigating zoning rules and other red tape to develop land for big-box
stores that might cater to a low-income clientele is daunting."

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124510185111216455.html

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