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"1D10T" wrote in news:eyvXl.8780$Xl4.1287
@bignews5.bellsouth.net:

Dolly Parton quote: “If I have one more face-lift, I’ll have a beard.”



Carnac the Magnificent:

A: Yassir Arafat (envelope opening)
Q: [various cracks about Dolly Parton's chest]