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geoff

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Thus spake Chris Hogg ) unto the assembled multitudes:

In Germany they're trying to encourage guys to sit down to pee and, for
medical reasons I've been doing that for years. Certainly works - no more
stinky floorboards.

Reminds me of the notice I once saw in a hotel toilet. "Our aim is to
keep this toilet clean. Yours will help"

And one in my bowling club loo:

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat"

I always liked the (slightly OT) german one

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal, I don't **** in
your ashtray

(loses a bit in the translation)

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geoff