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Nate Nagel wrote:
You've got a major error in your logic. Women never forget mistakes
*men* make. Mistakes they make themselves, they either don't notice
in the first place, forget quickly, or rationalize that they're not
mistakes.


I stand corrected.

Which is to be expected inasmuch as women try diligently to keep us
from making mistakes in the first place ("Why don't you stop and ask
directions?" or "You're not going out wearing THAT, are you?")



Easy way to avoid the second... fill your entire closet with jeans,
khakis, and black t-shirts.


In his book, "Dress for success," Malloy had a short section on how to dress
to please women.

"Let one woman dress you and you will be outfitted to please all women."

As to your suggestion regarding black T-shirts, I refer you to:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/nyregion/25towns.html

Which the author says will re-grow hair and land you a starring role in a
kung-fu romantic comedy movie.