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On Sat, 23 May 2009 10:14:00 -0400, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Think harder about how a countertop is used.

Clue: Human anatomy


This is the second time you said this.

Ok, to answer your question along with your human anatomy concern,
this is what I preceive you mean.

The family wants some hotdogs. The wife has sex with her husband for
the last time, then places her husbands penis on the granite
countertop, grabs the largest knife she has, and CHOP !!!!!!

Would you like ketchup or mustard on it, honey?

LM



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